#velveeta

#velveeta

The Velveeta MartiniVelveeta is the subject of a new advertising campaign called La Dolce Velveeta. It presents the cheese product as not choice for kids, but for trendy and fashionable young people with fabulous taste, hence the yellow nail polish that smells like Velveeta.The next phase of the ad campaign has dropped. The New York Post reports that the BLT Restaurant Group is offering the Veltini—a Velveeta-themed cocktail—at several of its restaurants. The Veltini has cheese-infused vodka, Velveet-stuffed olives, Velveeta-filled pasta shells, and a rim painted with—you guessed it—Velveeta. It’s like a boxed macaroni and cheese dinner for adults.-via Dave Barry| Photo: Velveeta#martinis #cocktails #Velveeta

Velveeta-Styled Nail PolishThe Velveeta macaroni and cheese dinner is a staple of American childhood. I’ll bet that you can smell that cheesy goodness in your mind right now. Nonetheless, resist the urge to smell or, even worse, taste this nail polish because it is actual nail polish. It just looks like Velveeta cheese.Food & Wine magazine reports that Velveeta, which is a brand of the Kraft Heinz food company, has released a line of two nail polishes. The red is called “Finger Food” and the yellow “La Dolce Velveeta.” Both of them smell like cheese, adding to the ambiance of a Velveeta-themed manicure.-via Dave Barry#Velveeta #nailpolish

The Velveeta Shells & Cheese Dinner CameraThe website Cardboard America is a showcase of kitch and common paraphernalia of American life, mostly but not entirely that from the post-World War II era. It features roadside attractions, photos of disasters, and the sights and sounds of the CB radio era.The anonymous blogger behind this project also collects physical objects. Recently, s/he posted photos of this unusual merchandise item: a film camera styled to look like a box of Velveeta brand shells and cheese.