The mullet is, according to the traditional definition, about “business in the front and party in the back.” It is a hirsuite expression of the duality within the universe rendered descrete and simplifed as a hairstyle. The annual <a href="https://mulletchamp.com/">USA Mullet Championships</a> is thus a meditative experience upon this fundamental realization of the natural world.<a href="https://www.npr.org/2022/08/18/1118096356/child-mullet-championship-finalists">NPR</a> informs us that the sages of the mullet have again gathered to vote upon which people hold the Platonic ideal of the mullet. There are categories for different demographic groups, including kids. Emmet, who is pictured above, epitomizes the mullet and is expected to do well in the contest.You can see more photos of <a href="https://mulletchamp.com/2022-kids-division-voting/">child contestants</a> and <a href="https://mulletchamp.com/2022-teens-division-voting/">teen contestants</a> at the USA Mullet Championships website.-via <a href="https://www.borninspace.com/the-2022-kid-mullet-championship-finalists/">Born in Space</a>#mullets #hairstyles

Behold These Championship-Level Mullets

Twitter user Daily Simaenaga sculpted <a href="https://twitter.com/daily_simaenaga/status/1435933103894110211" class="on">these sushi rolls</a> to resemble the iconic <a href="https://hairstylecamp.com/japanese-pompadour-hairstyles-men/">pompadours</a> of the Japanese Rockabilly subculture. If you see one of these young men approaching you at the dinner table, be on your guard.-via <a href="https://www.superpunch.net/2021/09/sushi-that-looks-like-greaser.html">Super Punch</a>​#sushi #pompadour #hairstyles