The mullet is, according to the traditional definition, about “business in the front and party in the back.” It is a hirsuite expression of the duality within the universe rendered descrete and simplifed as a hairstyle. The annual USA Mullet Championships is thus a meditative experience upon this fundamental realization of the natural world.
NPR informs us that the sages of the mullet have again gathered to vote upon which people hold the Platonic ideal of the mullet. There are categories for different demographic groups, including kids. Emmet, who is pictured above, epitomizes the mullet and is expected to do well in the contest.
You can see more photos of child contestants and teen contestants at the USA Mullet Championships website.
-via Born in Space