Artist Modded These Cucumbers into Functional Shoes

I mean, technically, she did wear them as shoes. If you look at the second photo offered by Instagram user @shu_katerina, she slips them on her feet. We don’t see her walking, but she probably could for a few steps.

The point is that these are Chanel-brand cucumbers. They’re not made for walking or eating; you get them to show off your social status. These photos communicate that you’re the sort of person who wears cucumbers on his feet in public. Do likewise and you will attract attention, and most likely favorable attention. Then, once people grow bored of your cucumber shoes, move on to potato shoes. The fashion world has no tolerance for stale fruit.

-via Ugly Design

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