Do you have too much money? Do you enjoy suffering? Then head over to 1st Dibs to have a look at this wonder. The appropriately-named “malicious bar stool” is a Turkish-built work of art and functional furniture. Be prepared to wait at least six weeks to receive yours because each one is lovingly handcrafted by artisans who want to hurt you.
It’s inspired by the iron chair, a traditional torture device consisting of a nail-covered chair that could be heated with fire beneath the seat. Although you shouldn’t set a fire under this bar stool, it’s uncomfortable enough to offer to unwanted houseguests.