Mycah, a librarian in Kentucky, is a Godzilla fan. Her mantle now bears this marvelous sampler which wishes good fortune on a home. May Godzilla indeed bless this home by waiting until all other houses are crushed before swiping his tail sideways across the home, propelling its structure and inhabitants across the rubble-strewn terrain.
Or would it be better to receive a direct stomping so that one could be certain that his blessing of death was his intention and not a mere accident?
The pattern, Mycah wishes us to know, is not her own. It comes from Etsy member Amplyfied, who offers it for sale.
-via Rebecca Baumann