Here at the Neatorama corporate headquarters campus, our leader, Alex, has created the ideal group workspace with two rows of parallel benches with a blogger at each staggered-level bench working synchronously. These innovative galley desks ensure maximum productivity.
They are, of course, far superior to the traditional sitting desk or the trendy alternatives, such as the standing desk, the hamster wheel desk, the treadmill desk, and the running gazelle desk. These reflect the desire to design office furniture to reflect human evolutionary patterns. They don’t go far enough, though. Humans are evolved to remain supine and sedentary. So it is fitting that genius inventor Alex May has developed the Lying Down Desk. It provides optimal back support and energy conservation potential.
-via Dave Barry